WORKIN' ON IT

Please choose the excuse you feel most confortable with, from the top 10 list below.

1. Due to snowy weather conditions, the site map is not curently visible.

2. We're currently looking for a sponsor. Until then we cannot bring you the site map.

3. Under contstruction. Can't you hear them working? No? They must be at lunch.

4. The dog ate our sitemap. Yes, the same dog that ate our homework back in the day.

5 . 404 File Not Found. Some sort of computer error or something. Damn internets!

6. We forgot where it is. It's gotta be here somewhere. Why don't you go look? Let us know.

7. It was Pat's fault. It's always his fault. He's the default fault, if you will. He's just faulty.

8. Did you really need the site map? Or were you just clicking around randomly? Exactly.

9. To be honest, we don't even know why we need one. Seemed like a good idea at first.

10. Look, you are HERE. That's all you need to know, right? No? Jeez, you're needy.